sleepingwithsieneh:

She’s acting so damn tough because shes behind a fucking computer screen. bitch, say that shit to my face and see how fast I lay you out.

My left pinky toe is more religious than this bitch..observe the bible:

• 9th commandment “thou shalt not bare false witness” (forbids: “1. Speaking falsely in any matter, lying, equivocating, and any way devising and designing to deceive our neighbor. 2. Speaking unjustly against our neighbor, to the prejudice of his reputation)
• Romans 2:1-3 ~~ “Therefore you have no excuse, every one of you who passes judgment, for in that which you judge another, you condemn yourself; for you who judge practice the same things. 2 And we know that the judgment of God rightly falls upon those who practice such things. 3 But do you suppose this, O man, when you pass judgment on those who practice such things and do the same yourself, that you will escape the judgment of God?”
• Also, oh pure and holy one, did you take your prejudices against people from the chapter that says eating red meat is illegal? Or was it the part that says a man can beat his wife, and even have her stoned to death, if he feels like it? Oh! No that’s right! You got it from the part in Deuteronomy where it says if your child is disobedient, it’s okay to kill them. It’s all clear to me now.

My advice to you, before you go off being all self-righteous, maybe think before you open your mouth because maybe there’s a few people that also grew up in the church that’ll disagree with you. Oh and Lucifer sends his regards. He’s saving you a seat as well. Also, wasn’t there a law about not swearing? Irony. 

(Source: american-nimrod, via fxcksieneh)